New funny mobile sms(mixed Eng, URDU)

Jheel Si Gehri Aankhen
Tumhari Aankhen Jheel Si Gehri Hain.

Ji Chahta Hai k In Main Doob Kay Marr Jaon....

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Vi Minu baar Kaddo Oye.
Main Tay Mazak Kita Si.


Thoughts Of Shakespeare
When I Got Enough Confidence, The Stage Was Gone.

When I was Sure for Losing, I won.

When I Needed People the Most, They Left Me.

When I learnt to Dry My Tears, I found a Shoulder to Cry On.

And When I mastered the Skills of Hating, Somebody started loving me.


This is Life!

(Thoughts Of Shakespeare)



Pathan Performing Umra
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny. :-)



Faraz in English Mood
Faraz Now Available in English...!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
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And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P



Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez
Question: Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez Zaroor Lagani Chahiye?


Sochen...


Sabun?


Shampoo???


Nahi Pata?




Answer: KUNDI :-)



Roza Is Touching To Me
1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."


Usne Hamai Sataya Nahi
Ek Muddat se Usne Hamain Sataya Nahin

Wah Wah


Ek Muddat se Usne Hamain Sataya Nahin

Wah Wah

Faraz Pakoray kya lene gaya tha, Ab Tak Wapis Aaya Nahin. :-)




Before U Judge A Person
Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)



Most Touching Lines
Most Touching Lines said During a Break Up....







"Chal Oye Meray Gift Wapis Kar...!" :-)


Aqalmand Aur Bewakoof
1 Aqalmand Insan ne Bewakoof Se Kaha:

"Sari Dunya Tumhen Bewaqoof Kyon kehti hai?"









Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na...


A Fallen Rose
Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"

The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile.