Kodak PLAYSPORT Zx5 BURTON Edition Video Camera

Kodak launches the PLAYSPORT Zx5 BURTON Edition pocket Full HD video camera. The special edition camcorder is designed for people who love snow. It is waterproof, and shockproof so no need to worry about carving through fresh powder or hitting a rail or hard pack in a terrain park. The Zx5 features a 5 Megapixel CMOS sensor for capturing 5 Megapixel still images and recording Full HD 1080p video.

The PLAYSPORT includes electronic image stabilization. It has a 2-inch LCD display and provides HDMI output for you to show images and HD videos on a bigger screen. It comes with 128MB internal memory and supports SD/SDHC memory cards up to 32GB. The BURTON-branded PLAYSPORT Camera bundle comes with an HDMI cable, remote control, 4GB SDHC memory card, a gripping tripod and carry case. It comes in Custom Blue for $199.95.

New funny mobile sms(mixed Eng, URDU)

Jheel Si Gehri Aankhen
Tumhari Aankhen Jheel Si Gehri Hain.

Ji Chahta Hai k In Main Doob Kay Marr Jaon....

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Vi Minu baar Kaddo Oye.
Main Tay Mazak Kita Si.


Thoughts Of Shakespeare
When I Got Enough Confidence, The Stage Was Gone.

When I was Sure for Losing, I won.

When I Needed People the Most, They Left Me.

When I learnt to Dry My Tears, I found a Shoulder to Cry On.

And When I mastered the Skills of Hating, Somebody started loving me.


This is Life!

(Thoughts Of Shakespeare)



Pathan Performing Umra
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny. :-)



Faraz in English Mood
Faraz Now Available in English...!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
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And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P



Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez
Question: Nahatay Huye Kya Cheez Zaroor Lagani Chahiye?


Sochen...


Sabun?


Shampoo???


Nahi Pata?




Answer: KUNDI :-)



Roza Is Touching To Me
1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."


Usne Hamai Sataya Nahi
Ek Muddat se Usne Hamain Sataya Nahin

Wah Wah


Ek Muddat se Usne Hamain Sataya Nahin

Wah Wah

Faraz Pakoray kya lene gaya tha, Ab Tak Wapis Aaya Nahin. :-)




Before U Judge A Person
Before You Judge a Person,
Walk a Mile in his Shoes..




After That,
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Who cares?

He's a Mile Away & The Shoes are yours!!
Take them & Run.. :-)



Most Touching Lines
Most Touching Lines said During a Break Up....







"Chal Oye Meray Gift Wapis Kar...!" :-)


Aqalmand Aur Bewakoof
1 Aqalmand Insan ne Bewakoof Se Kaha:

"Sari Dunya Tumhen Bewaqoof Kyon kehti hai?"









Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na...


A Fallen Rose
Once a man asked a Fallen Rose: "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?"

The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile.

English Funny SMS

• Best and Daring Lines
  The Best and Daring Lines on the T-Shirt of an Employee:
  
  
  
  "I Work Only for MONEY, If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG."

• Become my Son-In-Law
  Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
  
  
  
  Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 merry your daughter!

Only the open heart
Only the open heart receives LOVE

Only the open mind receives WISDOM

Only the open hand receives GIFTS
And...

Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

• Cutest Proposal
  Cutest Proposal:
  
  Boy: Do you hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at night?
  
  Girl: Yes
  
  Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of life?

• a-promising-young-manbr-s
  A promising young man
  should go into politics so that he can
  go on promising for the rest of his life.

• Brook Bond
  James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
  
  Why?
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  Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".

• So Sad, Very Bad
  A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
  
  Dear Dad!
  
  No Mony, No Fun
  
  Your Son.
  
  His Father Replied:
  
  Dear Son!
  
  So Sad, Very Bad,
  
  Your Dad!

• Changing underwear
  All people in this world
  
  Be it Indians or Americans
  Be it Canadian or Australian
  
  Atleast once a day
  Stand on single leg for
  
  *
  *
  
  Changing underwear!

MOBILE SMS

Boy in Night Club
A boy went to Night Club.

His MOM got angry and asked: Tum ne wahan koi aisi cheez to nahi dekhi, Jo tumhain nahi dekhni chahiye thi?

Boy: Yes MOM! I saw DAD.

Tum Bin ji nahi sakty
IZHAAR

Jo hum mehsoos karty hain,
Agar tum tak pohanch jaye,

To bus itna samajh lena,
Ye un jazbon ki Khushbu hai,

Jinhian hum keh nahi saktay,
Magar tum jo ijaazat do,

To chand lafzon main keh daalon,
K TUM BIN JI NAHI SAKTAY
K TUM BIN MAR NAHI SAKTAY.


Ups and Downs
Ups and Downs are Part of LIFE.

In the Life when you are UP.
Your Friend know "Who you are?"

But
When you are DOWN.
You know "Who is your Friend?"


Girl can change ur AIM
A Man was lost Alone in an Island.

One day He decided to build a Wooden Boat.
Suddenly a Girl comes and the Man uses the Wood to Making Bed.


Moral: A Girl can change your AIM.


Pankhay ka Sawab
Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga.


Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese?

Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai...

Cheating ki Setting
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,

Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,

Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya.



Meaning of SMS
What is the meaning of SMS?

It means
S – Sarderon ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service

Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

• Become my Son-In-Law
  Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
  
  
  
  Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 merry your daughter!

• Only the open heart
  Only the open heart receives LOVE
  
  Only the open mind receives WISDOM
  
  Only the open hand receives GIFTS
  And...
  
  Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

• Some Text Missing
  * some text missing *
  
  
  
  
  
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  * full text missing *

• Cutest Proposal
  Cutest Proposal:
  
  Boy: Do you hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at night?
  
  Girl: Yes
  
  Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of life?

• HUG the person
  At a Party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who
  has made your life worth living."
  
  
  The bartender almost got crushed!

• Corporate Lessons
  Corporate Lessons.....
  
  "we will do it"
  Means
  "U will do it."
  
  "U have done a great job"
  Means
  "More work will be given to u."
  
  "We are a team"
  Means
  "I am not the only one to be blamed."
  
  "That is a good question"
  Means
  "I do not know anything about it."
  
  "All the best "
  Means
  "You r in trouble."

• Talent And Intelligence
  What is the difference between Talent And Intelligence?
  
  Getting up early in the morning daily is talent!!!
  
  Not trying such nonsense thing is intelligence..!!

• Man runs home
  Man runs home and shouts:
  "Pack your Bag Honey! I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary."
  
  
  Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?"
  
  Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost...

Funny Sms

Quiad ka farman
Reporter: Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne.
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Officer: Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."


IPL Match
Major Rohail: Yaar tu ne IPL Match ka final dekha.

Sardar: Yes.

Major Rohail: Match main sb se zyada acha kya lga?

Sardar: Ek to
"Cheer leader Girls ka Dance"
Aur dosra
"Katrena Kaif ke Performance."


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjey ho gae Faraz!





Najaney kon hamarey Shampoo main VEET daal gaya...



My wedding is going
Santa: My wedding is going to happen.

Banta: Whats the problem now.?

Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!


Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha:

Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha:
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."


Baday Ho K Kya
Teacher: Baday Ho K Kya Banogay?


Sardar: Pilot

Teacher: Q?


Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota.


Double Sawari Ka Zamana
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein...


English Movies in Pakistan
Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak'da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..


Muslims Se Appeal
Tamam Muslims Se Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye Walls, Igloo, Snoopy
Aur Omore Ki Ice Cream Mat Khain

Q K.......

Dusron Ko Khatay Dekh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey or
Mera Gala Kharab Hey.


Rona Is Baat Ka Hai
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K Baad Dhona Nahi Aata.


She Loves Cooking
Man 1: I notice that Ur Daughter is mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she loves cooking many varieties.



Man 2: No! Actually our Telephone connection is in the kitche



Intihai Adbi Sher
Ek Intihai Adbi Sher Arz Hy:

"Alif" "Bey "Pey" "Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey" "Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way

(NASEEBO LAL)


Sacha Pyaar karty ho
GIRL:I Love u...
BOY: Me too!!!

GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho

GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.


If You Love
Today Is World Red Rose Night.

If U Love My Friendship or with my relation Give 1 Missed Call

And Send This 2 Al Ur Friend

N See How Many Missed Call U Get