Boy in Night ClubA boy went to Night Club.
His MOM got angry and asked: Tum ne wahan koi aisi cheez to nahi dekhi, Jo tumhain nahi dekhni chahiye thi?
Boy: Yes MOM! I saw DAD.
Tum Bin ji nahi saktyIZHAAR
Jo hum mehsoos karty hain,
Agar tum tak pohanch jaye,
To bus itna samajh lena,
Ye un jazbon ki Khushbu hai,
Jinhian hum keh nahi saktay,
Magar tum jo ijaazat do,
To chand lafzon main keh daalon,
K TUM BIN JI NAHI SAKTAY
K TUM BIN MAR NAHI SAKTAY.
Ups and DownsUps and Downs are Part of LIFE.
In the Life when you are UP.
Your Friend know "Who you are?"
But
When you are DOWN.
You know "Who is your Friend?"
Girl can change ur AIMA Man was lost Alone in an Island.
One day He decided to build a Wooden Boat.
Suddenly a Girl comes and the Man uses the Wood to Making Bed.
Moral: A Girl can change your AIM.
Pankhay ka SawabPathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga.
Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese?
Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai...
Cheating ki SettingExams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,
Socha maine bohat aur cheating karny ka plan banaya,
Bathroom main kardi maine Cheating ki Setting,
Aur bas karni thi mujhe Bathroom main jany ki Acting,
Paper de kar meri Aankhon k aagay andhera chhaya,
Kya bataon Yaaro Paper tha Physics ka aur main Chemistry le aaya.
Meaning of SMSWhat is the meaning of SMS?
It means
S – Sarderon ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service
