- Best and Daring Lines
The Best and Daring Lines on the T-Shirt of an Employee:
"I Work Only for MONEY, If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG."
- Become my Son-In-Law
Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 merry your daughter!
Only the open heart
Only the open heart receives LOVE
Only the open mind receives WISDOM
Only the open hand receives GIFTS
And...
Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!
- Cutest Proposal
Cutest Proposal:
Boy: Do you hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at night?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of life?
- a-promising-young-manbr-s
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
- Brook Bond
James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,
Why?
?
?
Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".
- So Sad, Very Bad
A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!
- Changing underwear
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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*
Changing underwear!
